twistedsardonic:

#FOURTH WALL WHAT FOURTH WALL

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mishasminions:

J2M LAUGHING IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD

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deeeeaaan:

Game of Thrones Wedding Cake

oh yeah lets just have a game of thrones themed wedding

what can possibly go wrong?

cocopines:

My apologies... 

I got to thinking that poems were like people. Some people you got right off the bat. Some people you just didn’t get—and never would get.

Benjamin Alire Sáenz, Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe (via quoted-books)

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe  - Benjamin Alire Saenz
"The problem with my life was that it was someone else’s idea."

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe
- Benjamin Alire Saenz

"The problem with my life was that it was someone else’s idea."

Person: what are you doing?
Me: not reading the work of a stranger on the internet interpreting the relationship between the protagonists of an established media series by thrusting them into unrealistic situations in which they for some unknown reason have intense gay sex that's for certain

atrobel:

good-angel-bad-wolf:

rhinozilla:

Jensen Ackles is known as ‘the short one’ relative to Jared Padalecki.

Jensen Ackles is taller than Benedict Cumberbatch.

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I just…I feel confused and lied to.

just imagine Martin Freeman next to Jared Padalecki

This sounds like one of those maths puzzles.

If Jensen is taller than Benedict and Jared is taller than Jensen how afraid will Martin be of being stepped on by Jared?

Everyone should watch this video! (x)

deathtiel:

 

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mishasminions:

halalloli:

mishasminions:

I have this weird reaction to minced garlic. Whenever I eat it, I have really horrible farts—weirdly awful. I had eaten a lot of it, and we got on a flight—packed flight—completely packed, and it was one of those situations where, you know, I was on the window side, and I didn’t want to get up, I figured I’ll—I felt something building up is what I’m trying to say. And I just let a little bit out, just little by little.

Long story short, I farted, and the guy behind me fainted. A flight attendant came over and splashed water on his face and sort of resuscitated him. And his wife or girlfriend goes, “I think I smell some gas”, and they said, “Ma’am, that’s impossible, all the fuel on the plane is stored in the wings so there’s none of it that comes anywhere near the fuselage. Absolutely impossible for there to be a gas leak.” They let it go.

About an hour and a half into the flight, I thought, “I’ll be more careful this time”. I farted again, the guy faints again. Flight attendants came, and his girlfriend says, “Somebody let out some gas”. They said, “Ma’am, we told you the gas cannot leak”. The woman sitting next to them said, “No, no, somebody has to go to the bathroom”

there’s no way this man is real.he can’t be human. he just can’t

sammybitchfacewinchester:

The initial bidding for The Word of God

sometimes supernatural is sad

and then sometimes stuff like this happens

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