probably-infested-with-nargles:
how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.
Wizardry.
ahh, makes sense.
fetus deletus
Protectus erectus
Safeus Coitus
Or they were busy fighting Voldemort. Or they knew to use fucking condoms.


Add’l info added for archive purposes:
There was a quote floating around a while back that I mis-attributed to Carver—when actually it was from Ben Edlund saying something about a relationship on the show that fans like to speculate about will be resolved… Now, I don’t have the original source…

